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Drunk!Jeff The Killer X Proxy!Reader

A shattering sound of a window startled you out of your sweet dreams. You body felt heavy as you proceded to pull yourself out of your warm bed, you flinched putting your feet on the cold floor. It creaked under your weight, you tiptoed over to your dresser where you hid a baseball bat.

Grasping the freezing aluminum bat in your hands, the moon's light reflecting off its shining surface. You stared at your proxy mask for a fraction of a second wondering if you should put it on or not. A few smashings of plates forced you hands to tighten around the weapon. You slowly walked towards the stairs, whoever was down there wasn't trying to sneak in obviously.

"What the fuck? Are they drunk or something" you thought watching the lights flick on, a long shadow was cast into the stair well. Taking a few more steps you were relieved a little. It was Jeff a very intoxicated and wobbly Jeff, you opened your mouth to speak only to stop yourself as he knocked over the lamp.

"Jeff!" you yelled running down the remainder of the stairs" What are you doing here?" the bat dropped to your side, his dazed and hammered eyes looked up at you.

"Hey *hic* ________"  he fumbled trying to stand up, he grabbed you for support. His weight pushed you back and over the couch, your hands dug into his back as you landed on the couch.

"Weee*hic*" he word became muffled when he shoved his face into the couch cushion next to your neck. His warm, alchol scented breathe made goosebumps prickle on your skin.

"Jeff get the hell off, I need to rest" you danced around the saying words 'go to sleep' fully knowing he would attempt that. A muffled 'Noooooo' was all you got in reply, your eye twitched. Tommarrow you had to be up early and help set up Slender's notes and markings with Masky and Hoodie.

"I'm goin' to sleep on you ok?. Ok" Jeff grumbled raising his head, words becoming slurred between hics.

"Jeff please, I- What the hell man!?" you sheirked as he buried his face between your breasts laughing as he did. You face burned with embarrasment, you weren't used to being touch by others.

"These are great pillows" he rubbed his face into your chest, your hands pinched his shoulders tightly forcing him back up. With lightning reflexes he drew his knife hovering it over your head.

"I'm going *hic* sleep on your boobies" sweat dropped down your temple, he was still dazed yet could easiley kill you. You sighed in defeat, your arms rested by your side. Jeff slid his knife back into his pocket, grinning down at you.

"Yay*hic*" he cheered putting his face back between  your busom, his arms wrapped around you holding you in place. With no chance to slip away and leave him downstairs and lock your door, you pulled the blacket that rested on the top of the couch over you. Jeff repostioned himself one last time to get his sleeping mask from his pocket. Resting you head on the couch arm you tried to get some sleep. It was impossible tho because Jeff kept randomly moaning your name in his sleep.
random idea I got from a picture of a drunk jeff the killer pic lol

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:iconcreepypastal0ver2000:
CreepypastaL0ver2000 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
wait lol does this mean jeff was snuggling with me *nosebleed*
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Monique857410 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Student
*hic* this is some *hic* Cute shiz.
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captaingiggles5351 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
I wouldn't push Jeff off. My friend Morgan lays on my boobs all the time I'm used to it.
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Waterbottles101 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Oh.... My.... God.... XD *starts rolling on the ground laughing* Jeff's gonna be happy in the morning.
*cough.. OrReallyConfused...cough
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CreepypastaL0ver2000 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
XD i know right
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RONPON7 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
wat xD wat just happened? XDD
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Bonnie-Freddy Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  New Deviant Student Traditional Artist
xD Yea, Boobies are perfect pillows. xD
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purpletabbycat Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  New Deviant
now that was funny
i will never mess with a drunk jeff ( all the reflexes none of the self control)
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YugisGirl324 Featured By Owner May 31, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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Moxann Featured By Owner May 9, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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candygirl67890 Featured By Owner May 15, 2015
if this was true i'll be already dead
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POWitsacat Featured By Owner May 25, 2015  New Deviant
Exactly ^ I got one on face book and it said your mother will die in 20 days and if you don't believe this message look her up on google and I was like hmmm... Yeah kay *two months later* huh she's still alive what a coincidence lol
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CreepypastaL0ver2000 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
XD
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djpown3 Featured By Owner May 4, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
i would steal the knife when he was out cold
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:iconyandereobession:
yandereobession Featured By Owner May 2, 2015
Oh Jeff even drunk you will always be a perv
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LaughingAlanna Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  New Deviant Student Filmographer
Do I even want to know? (Yes I do)
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DarkVampie Featured By Owner Apr 14, 2015  Student
*Sigh* Well, that escalated quickly
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seairasridus Featured By Owner Apr 12, 2015  Student Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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RONPON7 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
hahaha... VERY 'funny'
But... What if I ain't a girl? I mean, I am a gurl but still...
No, I disagree! Freddy Does Not Approve (Chat Icon) Freddy's Nope Chat Icon 
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LittleMissMayhem123 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
But, I am pretty flat chested...
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:iconcreepypastal0ver2000:
CreepypastaL0ver2000 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
some times i wish i had a flatter chest
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:iconmelissasmith11:
melissasmith11 Featured By Owner May 19, 2015  New Deviant
I know I wear a B to C if it's sized nicely but one of my friends wears a DD to an F and has to wear two bras sometimes I am jealous but other times she is because she can't really run or wear swimsuits
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XPandoraRevolutionX Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Student Artist
Let's be flat chested together ;-;
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:iconlittlemissmayhem123:
LittleMissMayhem123 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY



























lol I am not THAT flat chested, but It doesn't hurt much when I run cause they so small XD
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:iconcreepypastal0ver2000:
CreepypastaL0ver2000 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  New Deviant Hobbyist Artist
i use a sports bra when i run
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:iconxpandorarevolutionx:
XPandoraRevolutionX Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Student Artist
I feel you, mine aren't that small either but still XD 
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:iconlittlemissmayhem123:
LittleMissMayhem123 Featured By Owner Apr 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
YUUUUUUUP.
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:iconxpandorarevolutionx:
XPandoraRevolutionX Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2015  Student Artist
:D
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SypherCaptor12 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Jeff, get off.
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:iconstartrekforever16:
startrekforever16 Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
 Jessica Nigri Boobs  My boobs, bitch
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:iconcaptaingiggles5351:
captaingiggles5351 Featured By Owner 3 days ago
Omfg I just died XD
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:iconstartrekforever16:
startrekforever16 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I try XD
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:iconcaptaingiggles5351:
captaingiggles5351 Featured By Owner 2 days ago
XD
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:iconstartrekforever16:
startrekforever16 Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist Writer
I love these appreciative comments I get for this one comment. XD My friends always tell me my boobs are too big... I guess it's affecting my brain! XD
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captaingiggles5351 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
My sister lays on my boobs all the damn time. I'm used to it. If Jeff did, hell, if BEN did, I wouldn't care
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:iconstartrekforever16:
startrekforever16 Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Writer
My brothers like to pull down my shirt and bra in public.  XD
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captaingiggles5351 Featured By Owner 15 hours ago
Omfg that's horrible XD. My brothers don't do that thankfully. Two reasons: my younger brother knows nothing of female anatomy and my older brother isn't a total dick and do something like that XD
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RejectedAngel903 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
i love this comment
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startrekforever16 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
I try XD
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RejectedAngel903 Featured By Owner Apr 7, 2015
You dont try u freakin SLAYYY GURL Freddy Herd You Talkin Trash (Chat Icon) Congrats to Dr-Dash for 80k Subs (NOICE Chat Icon) 
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startrekforever16 Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
XD Thank you!!!! It was the first thing that popped into my head!!! XD
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RejectedAngel903 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015
Awesome!
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startrekforever16 Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
XD
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dragonmaster12001 Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2015  Hobbyist
you should make another and make slender appear asking what is happening jeff wakes up with no clue you tell him he gets embarrased and says that he liked you and he gets excited and so forth
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michelthekiler2 Featured By Owner Mar 9, 2015  Student Digital Artist
if jeff ever wanted to do that to me i will even take off my shirt MINCY DOSE THE THRUST Shakes your boobies BOOBIES :boobies: MCE Im so pervy 
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TMNTangelprincess Featured By Owner Mar 14, 2015
O.o O.K......?
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flamePrincelover Featured By Owner Mar 5, 2015
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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FoxDaNeko75 Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
Fake af tootles bitch :D
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:icontmntangelprincess:
Yea, I agree with PV. I made my sister scared after reading this to her for no reason! I didn't die any night! Or her!
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flamePrincelover Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2015
I'm sorry but I do not want to die jk my girlfriend Ashley dared me to put it up she is weird but I love her (yes I am a chick )
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