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Drunk!Jeff The Killer X Proxy!Reader

A shattering sound of a window startled you out of your sweet dreams. You body felt heavy as you proceded to pull yourself out of your warm bed, you flinched putting your feet on the cold floor. It creaked under your weight, you tiptoed over to your dresser where you hid a baseball bat.

Grasping the freezing aluminum bat in your hands, the moon's light reflecting off its shining surface. You stared at your proxy mask for a fraction of a second wondering if you should put it on or not. A few smashings of plates forced you hands to tighten around the weapon. You slowly walked towards the stairs, whoever was down there wasn't trying to sneak in obviously.

"What the fuck? Are they drunk or something" you thought watching the lights flick on, a long shadow was cast into the stair well. Taking a few more steps you were relieved a little. It was Jeff a very intoxicated and wobbly Jeff, you opened your mouth to speak only to stop yourself as he knocked over the lamp.

"Jeff!" you yelled running down the remainder of the stairs" What are you doing here?" the bat dropped to your side, his dazed and hammered eyes looked up at you.

"Hey *hic* ________"  he fumbled trying to stand up, he grabbed you for support. His weight pushed you back and over the couch, your hands dug into his back as you landed on the couch.

"Weee*hic*" he word became muffled when he shoved his face into the couch cushion next to your neck. His warm, alchol scented breathe made goosebumps prickle on your skin.

"Jeff get the hell off, I need to rest" you danced around the saying words 'go to sleep' fully knowing he would attempt that. A muffled 'Noooooo' was all you got in reply, your eye twitched. Tommarrow you had to be up early and help set up Slender's notes and markings with Masky and Hoodie.

"I'm goin' to sleep on you ok?. Ok" Jeff grumbled raising his head, words becoming slurred between hics.

"Jeff please, I- What the hell man!?" you sheirked as he buried his face between your breasts laughing as he did. You face burned with embarrasment, you weren't used to being touch by others.

"These are great pillows" he rubbed his face into your chest, your hands pinched his shoulders tightly forcing him back up. With lightning reflexes he drew his knife hovering it over your head.

"I'm going *hic* sleep on your boobies" sweat dropped down your temple, he was still dazed yet could easiley kill you. You sighed in defeat, your arms rested by your side. Jeff slid his knife back into his pocket, grinning down at you.

"Yay*hic*" he cheered putting his face back between  your busom, his arms wrapped around you holding you in place. With no chance to slip away and leave him downstairs and lock your door, you pulled the blacket that rested on the top of the couch over you. Jeff repostioned himself one last time to get his sleeping mask from his pocket. Resting you head on the couch arm you tried to get some sleep. It was impossible tho because Jeff kept randomly moaning your name in his sleep.
random idea I got from a picture of a drunk jeff the killer pic lol

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:iconflameprincelover:
flamePrincelover Featured By Owner 4 hours ago  New member
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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PreciousVonclaw Featured By Owner 1 hour ago
Nobody cares about some fake story about a lil girl that will kill you in your sleep or somethin-

just sayinThe I - rolling poker face 
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:icon12yukiko-manayako12:
12yukiko-manayako12 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
*rolls all over the place*
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:iconblackdragon367:
BlackDragon367 Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2015  New member Hobbyist Writer
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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Insanitylover213 Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015
Ai Fuyuumi (Blush) [V1] Taiga Aisaka (Blush) [V1] Taiga Aisaka (Melt) [V1] Shouko-Blush (Baka to test) Yuuta Togashi (Shy Blush) [V1] 
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DRIPPYsnowcone Featured By Owner Feb 14, 2015  New member Hobbyist
Nosebleed Plz Icon - 019 Oliver (Nosebleed) :iconohyoublushplz: Ai Fuyuumi (Blush) [V1] Misaki-Blush (Misaki Ayuzawa) Tomoyo Blushing Icon Onodera Blushing Icon 
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syanne69 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
You're going to sleep on my boobs? What boobs? I see no boobs?
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:icon12yukiko-manayako12:
12yukiko-manayako12 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
high five 
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:iconinvaderkat17:
InvaderKat17 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  New member
I'm going to kick you in the balls, Jeff. I can and will, you'll need a wooden steak to stop me.
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:iconjustcallmelizzie:
JustcallmeLizzie Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
I'd be totally coo; with him sleeping on my boobs:L
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:iconstartrekforever16:
startrekforever16 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  Hobbyist Writer

WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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syanne69 Featured By Owner Feb 8, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
its 12:00.... Not dead... LIES! ALL OF THEM!
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:iconstartrekforever16:
startrekforever16 Featured By Owner Feb 9, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
YUS LIES
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:iconsnowpuff77:
snowpuff77 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
:) Tee hee! So funny.
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:iconblackrosegoneforever:
BlackRoseGoneForever Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  New member Student General Artist
Me:Jeff I'm not a pillow!!!
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:iconsnowpetal082:
Snowpetal082 Featured By Owner Jan 17, 2015  Student General Artist
If Jeff attempted to do that, I would punch him and kick him in the balls.
(Seriously, I have a large front! >///////<)
IT'S EMBARESSING!!!
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:iconharleyquinn711:
HarleyQuinn711 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015  New member
Same here
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:icontrinidad07:
Trinidad07 Featured By Owner Feb 18, 2015  New member
me too i feel yah
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:iconsnowpetal082:
Snowpetal082 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Really?
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:iconharleyquinn711:
HarleyQuinn711 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  New member
yep
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:iconsnowpetal082:
Snowpetal082 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  Student General Artist
Sweating a little... 
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:iconharleyquinn711:
HarleyQuinn711 Featured By Owner Jan 25, 2015  New member
Sorry that was awkward.
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:iconsnowpetal082:
Snowpetal082 Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2015  Student General Artist
Yes...yes it was.XD!
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:icondaeviltwins:
DaEvilTwins Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  New member Professional Filmographer
Nu Jeffypoo u perv I'm too fab for you
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jan 3, 2015  New member
I wouldnt mind him sleeping on my boobs,it would be nice.
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:iconsnowpuff77:
snowpuff77 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2015
I wouldn't mind either. Too bad mine aren't big...yet...
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015  New member
yeah,i hate being a b-cup.
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:iconsnowpuff77:
snowpuff77 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2015
And I'm a AA-cup. Major AA Cup Angst. Waaaah!  
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2015  New member
Its not easy being a girl....
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:iconimaduckquack:
imaduckquack Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  New member
Yes! I agree it would be niceHappy Jeff 2 (emoticon-gif) ..... very nice :3
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:iconbunnygoblin:
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Jan 7, 2015  New member
hehehe
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Me:*hits him with my barbwire-covered  hockey stick* NO! *jumps out the window*
Jeff: CAME BARCK HURR! *Stumbles with great speed after me* AI WANNA SHLEEP UN YER BUOOBEESH!
Me: *uses hockey stick to swing up into a large, unclimbable tre* no.
Jeff: HAY! WHERD YU GUUUUUU??!?!?! *looks around*
Me: *pelts him with toasters*
Jeff: *covers his head* AH ME GAD TEH WURLD ISH ENDIN IT RAININNNN TOASHTERS!
Me: *chuckles* *sets up camera and hits record* *throws more toasters*
Jeff: WABABFAHEFSABLERBGJKAVBRKJ  *falls down and flops*
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:iconchaosfired:
Chaosfired Featured By Owner Feb 16, 2015  Student Artist
That is ze best ending ever! XD
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
*bows* i try my best.
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:iconchaosfired:
Chaosfired Featured By Owner Feb 17, 2015  Student Artist
:3 ok
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:iconcocanutgirl27:
Cocanutgirl27 Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
XDD 
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
*laughs my strange laugh* (aka a hamster attempting to have sex with a dying seal)
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:iconcocanutgirl27:
Cocanutgirl27 Featured By Owner Jan 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
XDDDDD 
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
*rolls on the floor turning purple*
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:iconcocanutgirl27:
Cocanutgirl27 Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Lol
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:iconlevi-has-a-sexy-ass:
Levi-has-a-sexy-ass Featured By Owner Jan 8, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
ohgod

Thiskilledme
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
NOOOOOO IM A MURDERER

AND YOUR USERNAME SPEAKS NOTHING BUT TRUTH
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:iconlevi-has-a-sexy-ass:
Levi-has-a-sexy-ass Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
x_x

ah thank you ;w; i get that a lot
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
*looks around checking to see if heichou is nearby* *leans in* *whispers* but spains is better
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Levi-has-a-sexy-ass Featured By Owner Jan 11, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
>.> oh how dare you

hmm..i must agree though.
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
yesh...it truly is the perfect ass....
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LunaStarlight33 Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
XD sad thing is ... this happened to me a while ago
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:iconpoetry-venting:
Poetry-Venting Featured By Owner Dec 18, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
oh dear god.....how embarrassing....
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LunaStarlight33 Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
it was ... but also funny as hell
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