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Drunk!Jeff The Killer X Proxy!Reader

A shattering sound of a window startled you out of your sweet dreams. You body felt heavy as you proceded to pull yourself out of your warm bed, you flinched putting your feet on the cold floor. It creaked under your weight, you tiptoed over to your dresser where you hid a baseball bat.

Grasping the freezing aluminum bat in your hands, the moon's light reflecting off its shining surface. You stared at your proxy mask for a fraction of a second wondering if you should put it on or not. A few smashings of plates forced you hands to tighten around the weapon. You slowly walked towards the stairs, whoever was down there wasn't trying to sneak in obviously.

"What the fuck? Are they drunk or something" you thought watching the lights flick on, a long shadow was cast into the stair well. Taking a few more steps you were relieved a little. It was Jeff a very intoxicated and wobbly Jeff, you opened your mouth to speak only to stop yourself as he knocked over the lamp.

"Jeff!" you yelled running down the remainder of the stairs" What are you doing here?" the bat dropped to your side, his dazed and hammered eyes looked up at you.

"Hey *hic* ________"  he fumbled trying to stand up, he grabbed you for support. His weight pushed you back and over the couch, your hands dug into his back as you landed on the couch.

"Weee*hic*" he word became muffled when he shoved his face into the couch cushion next to your neck. His warm, alchol scented breathe made goosebumps prickle on your skin.

"Jeff get the hell off, I need to rest" you danced around the saying words 'go to sleep' fully knowing he would attempt that. A muffled 'Noooooo' was all you got in reply, your eye twitched. Tommarrow you had to be up early and help set up Slender's notes and markings with Masky and Hoodie.

"I'm goin' to sleep on you ok?. Ok" Jeff grumbled raising his head, words becoming slurred between hics.

"Jeff please, I- What the hell man!?" you sheirked as he buried his face between your breasts laughing as he did. You face burned with embarrasment, you weren't used to being touch by others.

"These are great pillows" he rubbed his face into your chest, your hands pinched his shoulders tightly forcing him back up. With lightning reflexes he drew his knife hovering it over your head.

"I'm going *hic* sleep on your boobies" sweat dropped down your temple, he was still dazed yet could easiley kill you. You sighed in defeat, your arms rested by your side. Jeff slid his knife back into his pocket, grinning down at you.

"Yay*hic*" he cheered putting his face back between  your busom, his arms wrapped around you holding you in place. With no chance to slip away and leave him downstairs and lock your door, you pulled the blacket that rested on the top of the couch over you. Jeff repostioned himself one last time to get his sleeping mask from his pocket. Resting you head on the couch arm you tried to get some sleep. It was impossible tho because Jeff kept randomly moaning your name in his sleep.
random idea I got from a picture of a drunk jeff the killer pic lol

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:iconbionicfemme:
BionicFemme Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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BrokenTwistedSouls Featured By Owner Jan 20, 2016  New Deviant
XD LOVE IT!!!!
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:iconkoolpuppy101:
Koolpuppy101 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I THINK WE NEED MORE DRUNK JEFF
HE SEEMS NICER XD
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:iconmichaelaschmidt:
MichaelaSchmidt Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Photographer
XD drunk Jeff is hilarious 
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:iconxxstarxx1:
xxstarxx1 Featured By Owner Jan 1, 2016  New Deviant Hobbyist Digital Artist
yea he is
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:iconkoolpuppy101:
Koolpuppy101 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I THINK WE NEED MORE DRUNK JEFF
HE SEEMS NICER XD
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:iconmichaelaschmidt:
MichaelaSchmidt Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2015  New Deviant Hobbyist Photographer
Yes 
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:iconmtmira:
MTMira Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
......
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ButterWolf134 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2015
I adore that picture lol XD
Anyways yeah, awesome story :)
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:iconprotogril:
protogril Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2015
Lol drunk Jeff is funny
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:iconkoolpuppy101:
Koolpuppy101 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I THINK WE NEED MORE DRUNK JEFF
HE SEEMS NICER XD
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:iconprotogril:
protogril Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2015
yes
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:iconkoolpuppy101:
Koolpuppy101 Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
YAS
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:iconprotogril:
protogril Featured By Owner Dec 21, 2015
lol
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:iconkawaiininjaowo:
KawaiiNinjaOwO Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
my face when jeff buried his face in my boobs: that face XD 
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:iconkoolpuppy101:
Koolpuppy101 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
wtf XD
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:iconkawaiininjaowo:
KawaiiNinjaOwO Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
DONT QUESTION IT xD
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:iconthelovestorygal:
TheLoveStoryGal Featured By Owner Nov 21, 2015  Professional Artist
Same.
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:iconwingweeper:
Wingweeper Featured By Owner Aug 24, 2015
Jeff...
Go home. You're drunk.
xD
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:iconcraftyviolinist:
CraftyViolinist Featured By Owner Edited Nov 19, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Jeff: You're SEXY.... (family guy reference!)
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:iconwingweeper:
Wingweeper Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2015
-Bursts out laughing-
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:iconcraftyviolinist:
CraftyViolinist Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
Happy Jeff 2 (emoticon-gif) Happy Jeff 2 (emoticon-gif) Happy Jeff 2 (emoticon-gif) Happy Jeff 2 (emoticon-gif) Happy Jeff 2 (emoticon-gif) Happy Jeff 2 (emoticon-gif) Happy Jeff 2 (emoticon-gif)  JEFF IS BEAUITIFUL!
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:iconwingweeper:
Wingweeper Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2015
But of course~
Why wouldn't he be? x3
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:iconkoolpuppy101:
Koolpuppy101 Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
BECAUSE JEFF IS BAE
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:iconwingweeper:
Wingweeper Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2015
XD
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:iconkoolpuppy101:
Koolpuppy101 Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
JEFF LIKE TITS 
AND
CAN'T LIE
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:iconxxsnipergirlxx1:
xXsnipergirlXx1 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Student Artist
Exactly xD
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:iconwingweeper:
Wingweeper Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015
rofl xD
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:iconenderwolfpro:
EnderWolfPro Featured By Owner Aug 18, 2015
WTF JEFF?!

great story btw!
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:iconthetortoisequeen:
TheTortoiseQueen Featured By Owner Aug 8, 2015
This is the 5th time reading this and I still love it!
You're amazing!!
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:iconookamichan00:
OokamiChan00 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
Dammit Jeff why u so prevy~<3 XD
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:iconkawaiispringytrap:
Kawaiispringytrap Featured By Owner Jul 16, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Jeff get off on my boobs
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:iconjewel-kits:
Jewel-kits Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
GO HOME JEFF,YOU'RE DRUNK! 
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FoxyThePirateFoxyy Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2015
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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cutie7233 Featured By Owner Jul 29, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
what if i read and i dont know how to copy and paste.....I DONT WANNA DIE >.< (i love chu if u know that song)
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:iconwingweeper:
Wingweeper Featured By Owner Edited Sep 27, 2015
Hollywood Undead? :D
(And u rlly wont~ x3)
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:iconcutie7233:
cutie7233 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
yesh =3
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:iconwingweeper:
Wingweeper Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2015
Yeahhh!
-Epic Highfive-
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:iconfoxythepiratefoxyy:
FoxyThePirateFoxyy Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015
I know dat song! =D (YOU WONT DIE)
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LaughingAlanna Featured By Owner Jul 7, 2015  Student Writer
You want to know what's sad is that something like this acuttaly happend one when I was 10. My friends dad (my friend was a boy named justice) gave him som Gin and a bit of vodka right before our sleepover (I don't know why but he wanted his kid to get layed.) My parents were gone for the week and the baby sitter only stayed during the day so we drank till about 9 (we were young and hadn't been taught that alcohol wasn't meant for kids) nothing happened thank god but the kids dad (who was going to babysit me for the rest of the week) found us the next morning cuddling, naked,and asleep. We dated until I moved to California and now I'm 13
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CreepypastaL0ver2000 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
wait lol does this mean jeff was snuggling with me *nosebleed*
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Monique857410 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  Student
*hic* this is some *hic* Cute shiz.
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:iconcaptaingiggles5351:
captaingiggles5351 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I wouldn't push Jeff off. My friend Morgan lays on my boobs all the time I'm used to it.
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Waterbottles101 Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Student General Artist
Oh.... My.... God.... XD *starts rolling on the ground laughing* Jeff's gonna be happy in the morning.
*cough.. OrReallyConfused...cough
*
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xXsnipergirlXx1 Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015  Student Artist
I thinker he'd be confused as all crap
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CreepypastaL0ver2000 Featured By Owner Jul 3, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
XD i know right
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:iconronpon7:
RONPON7 Featured By Owner Jun 21, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
wat xD wat just happened? XDD
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:iconbonnie-freddy:
Bonnie-Freddy Featured By Owner Jun 8, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
xD Yea, Boobies are perfect pillows. xD
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purpletabbycat Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
now that was funny
i will never mess with a drunk jeff ( all the reflexes none of the self control)
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YugisGirl324 Featured By Owner May 31, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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