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Hungover!Jeff The Killer X Reader

You woke slowly from your sleep, Jeff was shaking in a cold sweat. His raven hair stuck to his white face, the corners of his carved smile turning down. You looked down at him pitifully and rubbed his head. Like always he was going through a hangover, and his were always the worst. Poor Mike, never saw Jeff coming.

"Jeffy!" you whispered giving him a shake, he hated being called Jeffy, Jeffy-boo, and god forbid Jeff fa fa. He moaned painfully rolling to push himself against the couch. You sighed, looking at the clock it was 9:32. Slenderman was probably wondering where you were, and against your better judgment you slide your self out from under Jeff. With his sweating it was easy and your shirt was soaked. You half walked and stumbled into the kitchen, every morning its like your body was drunk. Taking the phone off the hook you dialed his number, it rang 8 times of course.

"Hello? This is Slenderman" he said in his usual monotone voice, a knot formed in your throat. You remained silent for a moment. Either he was going to be upset with you for not immediately calling him when you found Jeff or just be upset at Jeff.

"Y-yes Slenderman, Jeff is hungover and I think I should care for him the rest of the day" You sounded as professional as you could so he would agree. He always liked things to be serious and silently perfect.

"Could you put him on the phone please. This is getting ridiculous" he sighed the tone of disappointment became clear, you walked back over to him, the sound of your feet on the floor were loud enough to disturb Jeff's sleep. He started to look up at you but the light prevented him, he snuggled down into the couch. He swatted at you and mumbled a threat, you placed the phone on the side of his head.

"Here he is" you said clearly, you laughed as Jeff jumped up clutching the phone. Slenderman's voice yelling at the other end, scolding his ignorance and all the problems he has caused in the past 2 years. He replied with simple 'yes' or 'a huh' rubbing his temple. You left him to be yelled at going up the stairs and fetching him some aspirin and water. On your return Jeff was sitting at your dining room table, his head on his arms.  In the light you could see the blood and alcohol stains on his Hoodie. That would be washed and clean when he left if it killed you and possibly would.

"Make me food woman" he grumbled looking at you with his dulled blue eyes, you set the glass and pills down next to his elbow. He knocked the pills off the table when he went to grab them, he  reached down to grab them and popped a few in his mouth.

"What do you want Jeff?" you asked turning on the stove and getting out a pan, eggs, butter, beacon and bread.

"Foooooooooooood" he repeated dropping the pilling in his mouth and sipping at the water.  He was starting to get pissy as usual, next would be angry and last would be kindness. His pain would subside in a few hours. The eggs and beacon sizzling on the stove, he got up to hug your from behind, resting his chin on your shoulder.

"Slenderman said you was going to take care of me for today" you felt his chest contacted meaning he was laughing, the smile on he face pulled upwards. Of course he would like the idea of someone doing everything for him, he nuzzled  you cheek and let go to sit back down at the table.  You flipped the  eggs on last time and turned the stove off to retrieve a plate from the cabinet and a fork. The eggs slid onto the plate about the same time the beacon finished. Those followed onto the plate soon after.

"Here you go Jeffy" he glared at you, he hated that nickname with a bleeding red passion. He ate slowly, the whole time you were staring at the stain of his Hoodie.

"What?"  he looked at you, cocking his head to one side.

"Give me your filthy Hoodie" you went behind him to pull it off of him, he raised his arms and allowed you to take the dirty article of clothing from him. He wore a black t-shirt underneath that was cleaner than the Hoodie itself.  He continued to eat, you walked down the creaky steps of your basement, a single light in the whole space that hung over the washer and drier. Tossing the Hoodie in you put in a bit of bleach to whiten it up. Your name echoed down from the kitchen, he was calling for you again.

"I see why Slenderman was yelling" You said this to yourself feeling a bubble of laughter rise in your throat, "How many times has Slenderman been in my exact position?" thinking this again you nearly laughed. The poor Slender being turned babysitter. You forced the smile off your face and resumed an annoyed glare to give Jeff.  A plate was throw across the room, shattering as it hit the wall.

"Jeff! What the Hell man!?" You yelled at him, he crossed his arms and pouted. He never had a very good glaring face mostly caused by his lack of eye lids. You quickly retrieved the broom and dust pan from the closet, Jeff trudged over the the couch to lay down. You swept and wiped down the floor, a shard of a ceramic plate in your foot had made you cringe. The anger in your shoulders tightened and burned, Jeff had a way of getting on everyone's nerves one way or another. For you it was coming over uninvited and breaking your dishes. The Tv clicked on with some kind of violent movie on, Halloween the newer version.  Replacing the broom and dust pan, you lightly walked over to the couch.

"Jeff!" Yelling this suddenly a few inches from his ear, he jumped turning his head to glare at you. A smirk crossed your face, you had scared the feared killer. His hands wrapped around your neck and pulled you over the couch, your heart rate increased, the shiver of panic raced through you. This time you had taken a step to far possibly, he was hungover after all. Red marks would be left there, oh the questions BEN or Memow would ask. Your body still in a panic, the muscles in your back and shoulders became taut. He removed one hand from your throat, but the other only added pressure with his fore finger and thumb. Your throat constricted tightly, you gulped. The pulse in your neck pumped harder as the air seemed to be slipping from you. Jeff held you like this for a few moments, the time was passed ny you occasionally glancing down at his, his eyes were always darting over your face and a few other places. The hand that hand vanished reappeared, he pressed it down on the back of your neck. An odd feeling of attraction had flushed your face a pale red, slowly but surely you kissed. Jeff's red lips were tough and not as soft as they may have looked. His slit mouth made it rather hard for him to pucker up so he just forced your lips against his. He made not have been the sweetest and most pleasurable but still there was a spark. The phone ran loudly from the kitchen, Jeff refused to let you go. Embracing himself against every curve of your body rubbing against him. You heard the loud thump of your heart, your arms hugged Jeff. The two of your fit snuggly together on the couch, an intense heat was building as Jeff's tongue enter your mouth, you gave over your control, eyes shut.

"____? Jeff?" A simply monotone voice said from the kitchen, the voice of Slenderman. He teleported over to the couch much to Yours and Jeff's terror. He looked down at you, his white face turned pink. Jeff had started to remove your shirt after you kissed and Slenderman had a low tolerance for Creeps doing it with each other. The scene was not to good.

"Well...I see you are...busy, Jeff I have brought you a change of clothes. _____ ,Masky and Hoodie are waiting for you in the woods." Slenderman set Jeff's clothes down on the coffee table, his face turned redder when he glanced at you. Then he vanished into slender air, Jeff and you had not separated your kiss until he left. The awkwardness between the both of you was unbearable. You got off of Jeff the whole front of your body was now cold, you were quiet walking up the stairs to change. Once you had finished Jeff had changed and left leaving his dirty clothes behind with 'Please wash these, thanks <3'. A smile graced your face looking at the little heart, surely the moment shared would be valued. Except the tension and awkwardness grew by ten-fold  with Jeff. You never the forgave the Slenderman.
I apologize if this is not as good as the first, I got a little rusty so um yeah I hope guys like it. Damn Slenderman and his blocking ways. -3-
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BionicFemme Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2016
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning! Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died. Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
3xddd Featured By Owner Jan 26, 2016
Its ironic that my sister is clarissa
KawaiiNinjaOwO Featured By Owner Dec 23, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
*in peanuts voice* jeff fa-fa dumham..... da-da..
DArk-Nyan-Kitty Featured By Owner Jan 24, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
MlpAndCreepyPasta Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2015  Hobbyist
Great story and I just started laughing my ass off when I saw the jeffafa and the comment! Oh my god XD Then I first heard of JeffTK I though of Jeffafa as a name for him XD
Aqua-Siren Featured By Owner Dec 17, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
JEFF FA FA oh my god you are now the best author ever!
LittleMissMayhem123 Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2015  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Great names for Jeff the Killer.



Jeff fa-fa




satiricScythe Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer

Done haaaaaaaam
artist387 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2015
Dot coooommmmmm
A-Loner-Life Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015  Hobbyist Filmographer
Jeff fa fa X3333333333333333333333333333333 I CAN'T EVEN!!!!!!!!

I died when I read that!
BonnieGIRL832 Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2015
I had a make-out session with Jeff But when Slenderman left I stopped. Why didn't I stop when He appeared.
Cat-creep101 Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2015
ChickieBruh Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2015  Student Traditional Artist
omg I am laughing so hard at this comment XDF
PewdsPie67 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2015
I shall never forgive you slenda!!

Jewel-kits Featured By Owner Edited Jul 12, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"give me food woman" 

"ask politely jeff,or ill start calling you jeff fa fa!!"

*mumbles* " give me food,woman."

"what was that jeff fa fa? <3"

*face turns red*
" hungry can you fix me something to eat woma-"

*taps foot on the ground*

"i meant please?" 
DekuPalacePrincess Featured By Owner Jun 23, 2015  Student Filmographer
Please me that Jeff Fa Fa is a Jeff Dunham reference
AlexandraMellentine Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Student Artist
it is!
gracexandrew Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
omg jeff dunham!!!! XD
willow1qa Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2015  Student Artist
"FOOOOOOOOOOD" sounds like luffy!!!!!
Elizza123 Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2015
I lost it at Jeff fa fa XD
ironmanlover13 Featured By Owner Aug 3, 2015  Student Artist
Same here
Attackontitanlover22 Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
HauzKauz Featured By Owner May 18, 2015  Student General Artist
Does reader not call him jeffaladon? Or jeffasoruas? What about jeffy-foo-poo?
deathbycrayon Featured By Owner Jul 10, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
or Jeffafina
satiricScythe Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
Or Jeffadiah
beacon? don't you mean bacon? Also you put contacted instead of contracted.
snowpuff77 Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
So this is what happened after the Drunk! part of the fic... :o
SukiAckerman Featured By Owner Feb 15, 2015  Student Artist
Jeff fa fa, lol I love Jeff dunham
JustcallmeLizzie Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
slender you cockblock >_>
captaingiggles5351 Featured By Owner Jul 27, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I know right XD
JustcallmeLizzie Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Hobbyist Artist
All I wanted was a little Jeffy Ciel Smile!! BB Eyebrow Icon 
captaingiggles5351 Featured By Owner Jul 28, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes exactly.
Bunnygoblin Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014
"make me food women" ok
PikachuJenna Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
animeloveralexa Featured By Owner Nov 28, 2014  Student General Artist
Jeff fa fa!!!!
the-luna Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014
jeff fa fa :excited: 
RejectedAngel903 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
Oh, um can you help me, I don't know where to go to write a fanfiction and I would desperately love to do it not just on Quotev (check the site out, its awesome).
pokegirl555 Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2014  Hobbyist Artist
I know 2 websites if you think it would help one I prefer more that the other
RejectedAngel903 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
I LOVE IT, JEFF FA FA!!! That's Rich! :happybounce: 
DaringDash20 Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
IloveIchigo101 Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
Wow just just wow
Cupcake-eatr Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
What kind oof fucking NAEM is Jeff fa fa?
RejectedAngel903 Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014
You obviously haven't heard of Jeff Dunham...look up Jeff Dunham and Peanut and you'll find a video somewhere explaining it.
Cupcake-eatr Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2014
Oh.... okay
lobospade Featured By Owner Sep 24, 2014  Student Artist
Hey hey jeff!
Jeff: what?
Me: Jeff fa fa!!! *runs aways*
xXxMaleficentxXx Featured By Owner Sep 9, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Jeff fa fa, ohhhh my god I love jeff Dunham xD
CommaderofHetalia Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014  Student Artist
me too
bloodycherryblossom1 Featured By Owner Jan 9, 2015
Amazingirl360 Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
Jeff: Make me food woman
Me: The the hell do you want?
Me: Then make it yourself, dumbass. And you're paying for all the dishes you broke.
Jeff: Betch
Me: No, Jeff. You're my betch because you uked-out last night by snuggling my flat chest.
Jeff: *blushes*
RejectedAngel903 Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2014
IM gonna be like Hilltop Hoods and say "I LOVE IT I LOVE IT!" because this is a great comment Fabulous Pewdiepie Emoticon 
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