KirklandsxReader:Anger Management
Note:Reader is a country.Violence ahead and PO'D Countries.And the problems are random things,that I thought they would fight about.
I don't own you or hetalia
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For weeks you and your family have be fighting,Tensions were high between You and Australia Ilegal animal trades from his country to yours and he blamed you!Scotland and England had been fighting constantly over an oil pocket,that was right between their water space.And Wales and Ireland have fought over the rising cost of shipments between their countries.Basically The family was about to start a mini war.But your bosses force you all to go to anger management with each other,they didn't give you a choice.And that is were we start.
"_______ has been taking rare animals out of my country!"Australia screamed.
"Its not my fault,I don't want you stinking animals!!"you yell back
"Liar!"he yelled pointing an accusing finger.Which made 2 anger marks appear around your head,he was really getting on your nerves
"How dare you!,its my people not me!"
"Than do something about it!!"
While the other just sat there and watched you to fight.The whole time Scotland was glaring at England,who was glaring back.Ireland and Wales were mouthing threats to each other.
"I'm trying!!!"
"Trying isn't good enough!!!"
Eventually Scot land had to hold you back,and Ireland had to hold back Australia.The Therapist was shaking to scared to say anything until you both calmed down,shaking in his Black leather chair.
"P-please calm down,you two"he stuttered.Both of you taking a deep breath you chilled,but glared at each other his koala glared at you too.
"Now that we are all calm,Scotland what makes you mad?"he asked the redhead.
"Mah brither will nae gie his erse awa' frae mah oil pooch!"he yells
"You mean my oil pocket,you bloody twit"the brit yelled back.
"Aam th' eldest I sae its mine!"
"No it's mine"he yelled back
Soon enough they were rolling on the floor strangling each other,you and Ireland had to pry them of of each other.Until finally It was Ireland and Wale's turn,they never got physical like you all did.But the Therapist was shaking like a leaf,and he even might need therapy after this,poor dude dealing with PO'D Countries.
"A-a-alright I-ireland and w-w-wales its your turn"he stuttered.
"Me brah'der keeps raisin' de cost av vital shipment between our countries!"he said raising his voice.Wales pouted.
"Its not me fault,oil costs more since dees two can not settle their differances!"he said coldly
"Its not my bloody fault,it obvilously mine!"
"Its mine,ain ye know it!"Finally you heard the sound if the alarm clock going off.Thank god it over,the Therapist clears his throut and you all look at him
"Me and your bosses have been consulting,and we think you should live together until you can get along and settle your differences!"he says commandingly.
You all stare at him in shock,you must have misheard him.Putting you all together would be like living in a mine feild,you could all explode on each other at any second.
"You don't have a choice,all of your things have been packed and are already moved into your Friendship house."he said folding his hands.You knew England and Scotland could bsrely be in the same room with each other,Ireland and Wales might be able to stand each other.But you and Australia would have to stay away from each other.You all shrug before leaving,only to see your bosses standing there smiling.
"We will be going with you,to make sure you go to the Friendship house."England's boss says.You all go off to your cars with your boss right behind you,and saying how proud he/she was of you.Sitting in the passenger seat of your (insert car color)(insert car).
"_______ I hoe you don't mind,but you need to settle your differances and work things out like adults"they said.
"Yeah,yeah lets just get tis over with"you say extremely annoyed,someone won't be reelected come election season.You were sure you all were thinking the same thing.She/HE pulled out of the parkinglot to go to Hell itself.
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Finally you arrive at a huge victorian style house,it would be very beautiful if a certain Australian jeep wasn't in the driveway.He started accusing you after a ship that was shipping Illegal animals to your country,he said you did it on purpose and being the stubbborn aussie he is never backed down.Boss pulled your car next to englands.Boss pops the truck as you see england's boss come out and back the car out,were they abandoning you?
"Hey why did he leave?"you ask
"O-oh we have to leave you here,so you don't leave we are taking the cars.Don't worry one of us will drop things off until you all are one big happy family~"She/he chirped.Which you grunted in response.
Typical all your bosses we over controlling pyhscos,you were pretty sure they just wanted to be rid of you for awhile.
"Asshats!"you curse.She/he pops the trunk and you get you stuff.Waving goodbye they pull away,leaving you in anger mine feild.Going in you see scotland smoking and watching tv.Ireland chilling next to him and Australia,who notice your entrance grunts.And Wales and Artur in the kitchen talking to each other,everything looked calm.Looking around some more you see the kitchen is a victorian style kitchen,The living room had black leather sofas with a stereo at the side of the room.So you pick up your things and go off to find a room and of course they are marked with your names,and your just had to be next to Australia's.Opening the door you see a twin size bed with (fav color) sheets a dresser,and a desk.Placing your suitcases on the bed you put all your clothes away,and go in search of the bathroom.Of course theres only one it like asking you all to fight in the morning to go first,running you fingers through your (hair length)(hair color)you sigh.It was going to be a long how ever long your here,might as well get so sleep since you were already in anger management for at least 3 hours,and fighting australia.So you changed into your (fav color)pjs,and slipped under the covers and drifted of into a nice sleep.
~*~*~**~~~*~*~**~~~*~*~Time-skip:Morning~*~*~**~~~*~*~**~~~*~*~**~~~*~*~**~~
Slowly you open your eyes and for a split second you forgot were you were,then all the memories came flooding back.
"Crap"you said to yourself,getting up you open the doo the same time as Australia.Staring at each other for a second him in a white tee and australia flag boxers.He would look hot if you weren't still mad at him for accusing you.You both look sown the hall at the bathroom,you really had to go and he wasn't going to stand in you way.Before he could you ran down the hallway with him on your heels,he then tripped you and you grabbed his ankle.
"Let go sheila!,Ihave to go more!"
"No I'm a lady!,so I get to go first!"
"I see no lady!"that was it,you pounced on him.
As you two were fighting appearently Scotland walked past you and closed the door.Both of you glared at each other while you were waiting,no daring to say a word.Hearing the sound of little feet,you see his koala climb on to his shoulder that thing follows him everywhere.
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Finally after you finished in the restroom you head down stairs to see Wales in the kitchen.Thank god.England was sipping tea and reading a news,glaring at his brother,Scotland sitting across from him smoking and drinking coffe.They all looked tired with dark circles under their eyes.
"Morning everyone"you greeted them.
"Morning,love"
"Mornig lass"
"Morning"they all greeted you,sitting next to england.Soon enough Australia came down with a new band-aid on his nose.Why does he wear that!?!?!?!?!he sits next to scottie.
Wales was the first one to break the silence.
"Sae,haw did a' all sleep?"he asked in monotone
"Ok"everyone answered at the same time.Like you were all connected....creepy.Soon enough Wales finished cooking,he made pancake,eggs,and....pause for effect.....Beacon!Not suprisingly you ate in silence,with some glares.But eventually you all finished,putting away your dishes you go off to find something fun.
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Well that mission was a failure the only games you had were Candyland,and Friendship Lane,your boss must really hate you.So you barly avoided Australia and his koala today,this place was like a laberinth.So many doors and rooms inside rooms like a fun house,in the giant basment is had a freaking Merry-Go-Round A Merry-Go-Round!!!But you rode it out of sheer boredom only to have Ireland come down and get on it too.
"Does dis tin' go any faster?"you hear Ireland ask on his irish steed Shamrock,thats right you named them.
"I'll check"jumping off the moving merry-go-round not wanting to wait.Going over to the controls you see it has a timer and such.Turning it off you put it on uber speed,and jump on like a boss~And just as you sat down on your steed Magic poptarts rainbow jr.you hear an all to familiar voice 1 minute later ugh Raeg!!.
"What the bloody hell are you two doing?!?"england says glaring at you two on the Merry-Go-Round well not really you only caught a few seconds of his English-man's Glare.
"Having fun you Silly Nannie!"you yell going past him,he gets all flustered"Besides you couldn't get us off it you wanted!"he puts on a pair of shades"Challenge accepted"he walks over and presses the big red OFF button.
"Iggy why u turn off Merry-Go-Round?"Ireland pouts,doing the pose too.
"Because I'm making scones and this thing is sucking all the electricity from my oven!"
Just the thought of Iggy's scones made you gag,once you tryed them,america was there but he didn't warn you as a kind of prank.But you got him back by switching all his wrapped burgers with tofu burgers,he never pranked you again.
"Fine"you sigh getting off,but you would make sure to come down here later.Since it had no music you could ride it while talking or in peace.
Going upstairs you sit down on the couch,and see the scotland is watching Steve Irwin and Australia looks like he's too interested.But as soon as you come in he has to comment the one that pushed you over the edge.
"Hey______ are these the kind of animals you Illegally import"
"Shut it koala lover!"his koala hissed at you
"Killer!"
"Irwin"
"Obsessive Fangirl!"you gasped he went to far.Quickly you put all your anger into your fist and punched him.He fell on to the stereo in shock,as his koala ran off and hid sensing the aura.Everyone went wide eyed you never really hit him before,but it felt Uber Goober good.
"You hit me"he was shocked
"So what?"you cross your arms looking away smirking,proud of yourself.Suddenly you felt him punch you.Falling back you catch yourself of the are chair,you rubbed your throbbing cheek.Standing up you glare,while they all just stood there wide-eyed
"You can't hit me.I'm a Girl!"you  yell rubbing your cheek
"Sometimes I wonder"he smirked
Jumping up you spin and land a kick on his face,sending him back.
"Kicking______?"
"Hurts doesn't it"
"You tell me"he gets up and kicks you in the shin.
"Ow!"Kicking his stomach you send him back into the stereo.Thank you china for the Kung-fu lessons.
"Go_______ kick his arse"scotland yelled,only to have England push him.
"This is _______'s fault you twit!"he says pointing to you
""Dornt tooch me ye arse!"he yelled jumping on top of him,only to have them rolling on the floor one strangling or punching the other.And Ireland and Wales not wanting to be left out,started fighting.You  jump on top of the stereo and start throwing things at Aurtralia,while Wales is in Irelands back beating him with sponge only to hit his head on the table that Ireland dived under.Soon Scotland jumps on top of England and gets him in a pin only to have england reverse it and get him in a Master lock laying down.
Australia get you into a head lock and punches your cheek 3 times,only to  get kicked twice in the face and thrown over your shoulder.You goys mad skillz.
Ireland runs into the kitchen only to have a cabinet door open in his face by Wales,who he then headbutts.England pulls on Scotlands hair,Scotland then grabs a lam and hits England 4 time,Before England grabs a vase and breaks it over his head.Your fight had moved upstairs,you kick him down the stairs.And land next to him,he gets up quickly and gets 3 good punches,and you kick him in his stomach 3 times and with one good kick you send him through the window.
"AAAHHHHHH"he yelled flailing his arms.Running back in you pick up a random painting,and smash it on his head.Looking closer you see his head is in the body of a koala picture
"OMG LOL hahahaha"you started laughing and so did everyone else even Australia.Only to be interrupted by England hitting Scotland with a chair,then all hell broke loose,not like it already did.
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"Well i'm glad we got dat oyt av our systems. "he said calmly
"Yeah what happened to us?"you ask
"Probably all that built up tension"Australia says he was sitting next to you.
"yeah,Aussie I'll have my people search all the boats,its help with jibs and the animals protection and stuff"he lit up.
"Thanks sheila"he says and kisses your cheek making you blush.
"Brither Ah hink we can split th' oil pooch."Scotland says kindly
"Yes,that would be rather nice"he replies gladly
"Wales we don't 'av ter fight anymore!"Ireland says while hugging his brother.
"Well this proves violence is always the answer"you say and they all nod in agreement.Then you all rode the Merry-Go-Round.Except Sealand which no one noticed,or cared,or saw,like canada.
                                                                                     The End