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Sexual Offenderman X Reader 7 Minutes In Heaven.

You flinched at you pricked your finger on something sharp, like a thorn of a rose or flower. You felt it more, silky petals confirmed it was indeed a rose. You removing it from the hat it was the deepest red you had ever seen, it was simply stunning to say the very least. you went to sniff it before Slpendor snatched it away.

"My dear please pick again" he said holding the hat out infront of you, it was shaking slightly.
"Who picked my item?" a tall slender being in a black trench coat and fadora appeared next to Splendorman. Splendor hid the rose the best he could from the devious being, you on the other hand were partially lovestruck.

"Hello there pretty lady" he smiled showing his sharp teeth, he leaned down to your eye level. You cheeks turned lightly pink, one of his tendrils rubbed your cheek.

"You took my rose from that hat didn't you?" he turned his attention to Splendorman, who glared at him angerliy. He vanished again reappearing behind Splendor and snatching the rose and appearing back infront of you.

"Will you accept this rose my dear?" his lips curled into a mischevous smile, the beautiful flower enticed you. You nodded a simple 'yes', Splendor whacked him on the head multiple times with a newspaper.such horriblethings

"(Name) you becareful with this idiot, they don't call him Sexual Offenderman for nothing!" he warned with a concerned look on his face."And you! If I hear 1 peep of anything sexual going on I'll break down the door." he waved his finger at Smexy as you would call him just to keep it short.He walked you both regretfully to the closet, you both fit snuggly inside.

"7 minuts you hear, not a second more!" he closed the door, with only Smexy's face visable. He presented yolu with the rose again, you smiled and gave it a sniff. You instantly felt dizzy, your knee got wobbly.

"W-what"your voice barely above a whisper, you felt warm and fuzzy all over.

"Shh my dear that loon probaby has his ear pressed against the door" he put a finger up to his lips, you didn't see them move tho.

"How are you?" you almost asked him, a tendril slipped around your neck and mouth to   silence you.  Your mind began to clear, you gripped the tendril around you next afraid he would try to choke you. It felt smooth like leather almost it seemed.

"Lets get this party started~" he said in your head attacking your lips with bruising kissed, his salivia was pure black. His one hand gripped you breast roughly, your yelps were muffled to almost completely silence.

You stiffened under him, the kisses were painful yet pleasurable. His sharp teeth lightly pierced your skin, tears flowed in your eyes. It hurt to say the least your wounds felt like they were  burning. He kissed your cheek sweetly licking the tears.

"Aw poor (Name) let me make you feel better~" he tenderly kissed his marks on your skin, you clung to his jacket. The pain melted away slowly with his now tender touch it was such a relieving change of pace.

He nuzzled your neck, the tendrils slipped into your pants and shirt. One rubbed your clit painfully slow, the other 2 fondled your breasts lightly. Every muscle tensed in your body, tensing and relaxing as the heat began to mount inside you.

He kissed you to the best of his ability, his sharp teeth made it lightly diffacult. His tounge fully wrapped around yours giving you a surprisingly erotic shiver. The tendril in your lower regions slipped inside you as descretly as possible moving in and out slowly.

"Ngh~" your voice vibrated against his tendril but it was just loud ebough for Splendor to start freaking out.

"I heard that! What did I Say!?" Smexy put you down quickly and fixed your clothing as Splendor opened the door, Smexy sheilded your eyes from the light. His arm hung around your shoulder in a protective manor, he smirked at Splendor.

Splendor grabbed you quickly inspecting you like a cop would a crime scene. He moved your shirt, showing the now pinkish bite marks and flipped his shit. Slender was more worried about his closet.

"What dod I tell YOU!" he yelled at Smexy who surpressed a laugh and shrugged at him. His face turned red and he grabbed a squirt bottle and newpaper, what was Smexy to Splendor a cat? Splendor chased Smexy around for about 20 minutes until everything calmed down.

"Hey (Name)" Smexy appeared behind you, you jumped but quickly calmed yourself.

"Yeah?"

"You still want this rose" he drew the rose from his pocket you must've dropped on the carpet.

"Yes" you smiled taking the rose, he gave you his signature sharp-toothed grin. He led you upstairs much to Splendors dismay, and you had the night of your life.
 
my mom gave me back my computer, she's so bad at punishing me >w<. I wrote the last part and she is literally 10 feet away from me >w> Imma daredevil FTW
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:iconthelovestorygal:
TheLoveStoryGal Featured By Owner Sep 12, 2014  New member Student Artist
Fuck I took the rose (sees smexy in da corner with a rose) I'm screwed ._.
Smexy: want the rose or another round at my house?
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VWing Featured By Owner Aug 27, 2014
Wonder what sexuality Smexy is...
Might be bisexual.
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memowkitty Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2014  Hobbyist Writer
all of dem
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:iconanimeinsanityfangirl:
The night of my life, huh? ...LET'S GOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (my mind is a prevert!)
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Flamester235 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2014  New member Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Smexy: will you accept this rose my dear?
Me: NO DONT YOU FU*KING DARE!!!!! *bit*h kick*
when a bit*h slap just isn't enough.
>3<
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HetaliaLover10113 Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2014  New member
Uhm...no. I don't like roses, especially ones that come from a person *cough* thing *cough* like you. But I can give it to Jane!
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FuchsiaDemonGirl Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014
Smexy: Will you accept this rose my dear?

Midnight and Sunspear: Fuck no!  *Kicks his ass before we're raped*
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jedwa123 Featured By Owner Edited Jul 20, 2014  New member
When I read: " Splendor hid the rose the best he could from the devious being, you on the other hand were partially lovestruck." I was like "HELL NAW! THAT IS NOT ME! I FLIPPING HATE HIS GUTS!!!
*rips off every single appendage from Smexy's body, then blows his head up with a laser gun*
WOOOHHHOOOOOOO! DING DONG THE A**HOLES DEAD! HIP HIP HOO-F*CKING-RAY!!
Smexy: What are you so happy about, babe? :iconsexualoffendermanplz:
Me: SMEXY IS FRIGGIN DEAD WOO- Wait, WTF? YOU'RESUPOSSEDTOBEDEADYOUMOTHERF*CKINGSONOFAB*TCH!
Smexy: Woah, woah, woah, babe. Slow down! What was that again?
Me: YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!!! :iconragefaceplz: *cries*
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DoctorKiwiApple Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It might just be me but when I was reading this, I felt like he was actually kissing me and my face felt like it was burning... Awkward -.- 
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LiveLoveAndPartyHard Featured By Owner Jun 9, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Just read description, and please tell me your at least a teen. I have headed of too many 10 year olds writing dirty stories XD
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